
This week, we had the pleasure of catching up with podcasting flight attendant phenom Betty in the Sky with a Suitcase. A 21-year veteran of the industry, Betty has won an international cadre of fans over the last two-and-a-half years with her series of podcasts, which feature other flight attendants and pilots dishing juicy on-the-job stories about everything from wayward cats in flight to passengers’ bathroom blunders.
Betty was kind enough to fill us in on her adventures while answering some very important questions about barf bags, airplane blankies and the one thing that baffles air passengers the most (hint: it’s not the ticket prices).
How do you approach the people that you interview? How do you get them going?
It is hard to get stories, and I have a very limited amount of time, because I’m at work, and you have to have time to warm them up.
It’s hard to get them actually warmed up and in a place to tell stories. All-nighters are better for me.
Does your employer airline know?
They do not. I’ve been waiting to get in trouble for two-and-a-half years. The airlines don’t like you to represent them, because they’re always afraid it is going to be taken negatively. I try to keep it, well, not too offensive. Luckily it’s gone well so far, and part of the reason why is because a job with an airline is probably the most unsupervised job in the world. And I do a good job at work, I try to do extra, and, so far, nobody else has complained.
If you could tell every passenger one thing before they boarded your plane, what would it be?
I wish everybody could get into the bathroom. People just cannot get in there. It’s like it’s the most complicated thing in the world. They pull out the ashtray, and then they look at you. It’s like a universal problem, so all day long we’re like, “Push.”
Really? I’m shocked that a large number of people have trouble opening the bathroom door.
I would say 80 percent of the passengers cannot get into the bathroom. I think it’s just an environment they’re not comfortable in. They’re out of sorts, so I think they sort of behave, um, not as smart as they would in other circumstances.
What’s the hardest thing about being a flight attendant?
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